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Original Lump O' Coal Products

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Original Lump O' Coal Products

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Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared

loc3pk

$12.00 $10.00 Save $2.00
"Need more than one or two lumps? Then our three (3) pack prepared lumps is what you will be needing. This is a money saving product for the Ultimate Novelty Stocking Stuffer. Each Christmas Coal Lump is filled with one of twelve designed collectible stuffy zipper attachments and 28 grams of quality chocolate in the shape of coal.  Containers can be reused for gift giving or crafts.  Coal containers can be used for Snowman eyes, mouth and buttons, Snow ball makers to keep mittens dry, and even food containers for small left overs. It's a fun gift! This Christmas Stocking Stuffer is the Original TM Lump O' Coal. 

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared
Lump O' Coal - 3 Pack Prepared

Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only

coalgiftbox

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Here we have the empty container for filling by the consumer. This nifty gift box comes to you to place any small gift inside.  The type of gift you put inside is endless. Great for a set of car keys, or a diamond ring.   Each container comes with two (2) Trademark shrink label. Labels can be applied with a heat gun or hot hair dryer. *USE CAUTION WITH HEAT APPLICATION* THE LABELS WILL SHRINK AROUND THE SEPARATION LINE WHEN HEAT IS APPLIED. "CHILDREN SHOULD BE SUPERVISED WHEN USING EXTREME HEAT" 

 Click here for assembly instructions

Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only

Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments

800

$4.50 Save $-4.50

Delicious and crispy chocolate ready to be tasted. Included in this coal: 3 chocolates and 1 stuffy

Perfect gag gift for him/her!

 

INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil ( Palm Kernel and/or Palm ), Whey, Cocoa ( Processes with Alkali ), Lactose, Skim Milk, Soy Lecithin ( Emulsifier ) and Vanillin ( Artificial Flavour ) 

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments

Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps

locfloor96

$299.00 $221.00 Save $78.00
The most unique novelty stocking stuffer, The Proverbial...Lump O' Coal" TM is now available in stand-up floor displays, includes 96 Lump O' Coal.  Best for Impulse Aisles.  Easy setup.  Designed with the larger store in mind.  Refills are available. All coal is hand assembled by ADD in our community, providing work opportunities.  Each Coal contains quality chocolate shaped like coal, and one (1) of twelve (12) collectible stuffed animal for zippers, backpacks, and keys.  It is a must have for large retail locations.

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps
Lump O' Coal Floor Display with 96 Lumps

Single prepared Lump O' Love

$4.50 Save $-4.50

 Makes the perfect gift for all Holiday occasions. A gift of love for the special person in your life.

Available with quality, individually foil wrapped chocolate hearts and one (1) of twelve (12) design stuffy animal zipper attachments.

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Single prepared Lump O' Love
Single prepared Lump O' Love
Single prepared Lump O' Love
Single prepared Lump O' Love
Single prepared Lump O' Love
Single prepared Lump O' Love

Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared

lol3pk

$12.00 $10.00 Save $2.00

Novelty Gift of Love.  Each Lump O' Love is filled with three (3) quality heart shaped chocolate and one (1) of twelve (12) collectible zipper/key attachments.  A really unique gift for that special someone.  When you just can't find the words to say 'I Love You!'  This is a special Gift for Him, a Gift for Her. Even suitable for anniversaries and birthdays. This Gift Box is reusable and recyclable. 

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age.

 Nutritional Information

Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared
Lump O' Love - 3 Pack prepared

Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only

lolgb

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Ultimate Novelty Gift of Love.  Suitable for all occasions. Ultimate Novelty Gift of Love.  This nifty Gift Box can be filled with any small gift that fits.  Even car keys or  diamond ring will fit, and its easy to assemble**.  Container comes with two (2) Trademark Shrink Sleeves for sealing the Love container.  This is a fun, unique gift box that stands out from the rest on the market. Can be ordered in single or multiple quantities.

 

 Click here for assembly instructions

 

 

Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only

Prepack - Popup of 12 Lump O' Love

lol12p

$36.00 Save $-36.00

Each Proverbial...Lump O' Love is filled with quality heart shaped, individually foil wrapped chocoalte with one (1) of twelve (12) different designs from our stuffy animal zipper attachment collection. This is a GREAT Novelty item for Wedding showers, Wedding Reception Place Holders, and for any occasion where Love is the main theme.

Custom Packaging is available on this item. Please contact direct for more custom packaging information.

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Prepack - Popup of 12 Lump O' Love
Prepack - Popup of 12 Lump O' Love
Prepack - Popup of 12 Lump O' Love
Prepack - Popup of 12 Lump O' Love

Single Nugget with Chocolate

$0.00 Save $0.00

The Ultimate Novelty Gift of Gold, The Proverbial...Nugget TM.  Unique for Easter filled with Individually foiled chocolate eggs with one (1) of twelve (12) designs from our collection of zipper attachments.

Peach Flavored Candy is stock product.

Great for Anniversary's. This is a Custom Packaged item.  For details on contents, please contact directly thru website. 

 Nutritional Information

Single Nugget with Chocolate

Single Prepared Nugget

$4.50 Save $-4.50

Nugget is another great product our team has worked hard to make.  Enjoy collecting the nuggets at your home!

Stock product -peach flavored Candy.

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Single Prepared Nugget
Single Prepared Nugget
Single Prepared Nugget
Single Prepared Nugget

Nugget container with Shrink TM label only

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Gold Gift Box ready to be filled with your favorite gift for someone.  Just think how many different gifts could be inside.  You package it then seal it with the Trademark label.  two (2) shrink sleeve labels included with every gold container.

 Click here for assembly instructions

Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only

Prepack - popup of 12 Nuggets

nug12p

$18.00 Save $-18.00

Need more than one. Wonderful for golden anniversary place settings. Klondike Gold buy the Dozen. Ejection Molded containers available in a variety of colors for your purposes.

Nuggets by the dozen for larger parties like weddings and anniversaries. Stock product contains Peach flavored candy. 

This is a custom packaging item.  CONTACT direct for more information and pricing on custom packaging item.

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Prepack - popup of 12 Nuggets
Prepack - popup of 12 Nuggets
Prepack - popup of 12 Nuggets
Prepack - popup of 12 Nuggets

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Rabbit

stuffy bulk - Rabbit

$45.00 $30.00 Save $15.00

There are twelve (12) different designs to collect.  Each design comes in bulk packs of 30, and in cases of 300.  Each design is sold separately.  Ideal for Dollar, Variety, and Drug Stores. 

 

WARNING:

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Rabbit
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Rabbit
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Rabbit
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Rabbit

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Moose

stuffy bulk - Christmas Moose

$45.00 $30.00 Save $15.00

There are twelve (12) different designs to collect.  Each design comes in bulk packs of 30, and in cases of 300.  Each design is sold separately.  Ideal for Dollar, Variety, and Drug Stores. 

 

WARNING:

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Moose
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Moose
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Moose
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Moose

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Pup

stuffy bulk - Christmas Pup

$45.00 $30.00 Save $15.00

There are twelve (12) different designs to collect.  Each design comes in bulk packs of 30, and in cases of 300.  Each design is sold separately.  Ideal for Dollar, Variety, and Drug Stores. 

 

WARNING:

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Pup
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Pup
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Pup
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Pup

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Bear

stuffy bulk - Christmas Bear

$45.00 $30.00 Save $15.00

There are twelve (12) different designs to collect.  Each design comes in bulk packs of 30, and in cases of 300.  Each design is sold separately.  Ideal for Dollar, Variety, and Drug Stores. 

 

WARNING:

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Bear
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Bear
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Bear
Stuffies bulk pack of 30 - Christmas Bear

Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only

lolgb

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Ultimate Novelty Gift of Love.  Suitable for all occasions. Ultimate Novelty Gift of Love.  This nifty Gift Box can be filled with any small gift that fits.  Even car keys or  diamond ring will fit, and its easy to assemble**.  Container comes with two (2) Trademark Shrink Sleeves for sealing the Love container.  This is a fun, unique gift box that stands out from the rest on the market. Can be ordered in single or multiple quantities.

 

 Click here for assembly instructions

 

 

Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Love Container with Shrink TM label only

Nugget container with Shrink TM label only

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Gold Gift Box ready to be filled with your favorite gift for someone.  Just think how many different gifts could be inside.  You package it then seal it with the Trademark label.  two (2) shrink sleeve labels included with every gold container.

 Click here for assembly instructions

Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only
Nugget container with Shrink TM label only

Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only

coalgiftbox

$2.30 $1.75 Save $0.55

Here we have the empty container for filling by the consumer. This nifty gift box comes to you to place any small gift inside.  The type of gift you put inside is endless. Great for a set of car keys, or a diamond ring.   Each container comes with two (2) Trademark shrink label. Labels can be applied with a heat gun or hot hair dryer. *USE CAUTION WITH HEAT APPLICATION* THE LABELS WILL SHRINK AROUND THE SEPARATION LINE WHEN HEAT IS APPLIED. "CHILDREN SHOULD BE SUPERVISED WHEN USING EXTREME HEAT" 

 Click here for assembly instructions

Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only
Lump O' Coal Container with Shrink TM label only

Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments

800

$4.50 Save $-4.50

Delicious and crispy chocolate ready to be tasted. Included in this coal: 3 chocolates and 1 stuffy

Perfect gag gift for him/her!

 

INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil ( Palm Kernel and/or Palm ), Whey, Cocoa ( Processes with Alkali ), Lactose, Skim Milk, Soy Lecithin ( Emulsifier ) and Vanillin ( Artificial Flavour ) 

 

WARNING:

-Nut Allergy. Product produced on equipment that comes into contact with nuts and nut products. 

-Choking Hazard. May contain small pieces. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age

 Nutritional Information

Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments
Single Coal with Double Crisp Coal Chocolate Plus One(1) of Twelve(12) Design to collect Zipper Attachments/Tree Ornaments

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The Proverbial...Lump O' Coal TM

THE ORIGINAL SINCE 1988

This is the Stocking Stuffier you always wanted to get; or you should have gotten. Now Available to Order in our Shop for delivery before Christmas 2019. No more "should of's"; "could of's"; "would have's".  

Proverbial Products

Why Santa gives Lumps of Coal

There once was a little boy named George Greeley. George started out okay - but somewhere he started to get the idea that he should be given anything ( and everything ) he wanted. That's when things started to go bad for little George. By time George was eight years old, he had a new name: Greedy George Greeley. When he went to school, the other kids would greet him, "Hello Greedy George Greeley. How are you today, Greedy George Greeley?"

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